I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
- Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
trends guys hate:
- crop tops and high waisted shorts
- red lipstick
trends girls hate:
- being murdered
- being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
i would give my left kidney for asexual taystee jefferson.
she’s an extrovert who cares more about her family in all its forms than she is in dating.
none of her flashbacks or current prison drama revolve around fucking.
when poussey kisses her she says she’s “not like that”…
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that
So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”
This is horrifying
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
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